Well, why shouldn't I?
This past week was my birthday week and it got me reflecting on my life and the many phases I have gone through! My mom and I were laughing about all the "man-I'm-going-to-marry phases." I've had several and I thought it would be funny to share!
*An emo kid/Musician
Age: 7th to 8th grade
Pro: He could write me songs!
Con: I was depressed enough in jr. high without an emo boy's influence!
Sexy voice: Hey babe, I slit my wrists in the shape of a heart just for you!!
*A jock
Age: 9th - 10th grade
Pro: They are super popular! And then I could be super popular too!
Con: Sometimes, specifically in high school, jocks tend to be a little more on the jerky stuck up side
Sexy Voice: Hey babe, I'd like to make a touchdown on you!
*Fireman
Age: 11th grade
Pro: We could pretend that there is lava on the floor and jump around on the beds and he could rescue me from "fires" and "put me out" ;)
Con: I still can't think of a con for this. Firemen are HOTT!
Sexy Voice: Hey babe, will you hold my fire hose?
*Youth Pastor
Age: 12th grade Pro: A man who can get away with dressing in skinny jeans and converse even when he's 34.
Con: Jr. High drama from the youth group all the time? yuk!
Sexy voice: Hey baby, lets pray before we get it on.
This past week was my birthday week and it got me reflecting on my life and the many phases I have gone through! My mom and I were laughing about all the "man-I'm-going-to-marry phases." I've had several and I thought it would be funny to share!
*An emo kid/Musician
Age: 7th to 8th grade
Pro: He could write me songs!
Con: I was depressed enough in jr. high without an emo boy's influence!
Sexy voice: Hey babe, I slit my wrists in the shape of a heart just for you!!
*A jock
Age: 9th - 10th grade
Pro: They are super popular! And then I could be super popular too!
Con: Sometimes, specifically in high school, jocks tend to be a little more on the jerky stuck up side
*Fireman
Age: 11th grade
Pro: We could pretend that there is lava on the floor and jump around on the beds and he could rescue me from "fires" and "put me out" ;)
Con: I still can't think of a con for this. Firemen are HOTT!
*Youth Pastor
Age: 12th grade Pro: A man who can get away with dressing in skinny jeans and converse even when he's 34.
Con: Jr. High drama from the youth group all the time? yuk!
*Vampire
Age: 18 - 19
Pro: He's a vamp. Duh. Fighting of werewolves, rich, feeds on blood, he glitters - I mean what could be sexier right??Con: This type of man is exceptional difficult to find.
*Professor
Age: 20 - 21
Pro: Yes I know, you can make fun of me if you want but profs are SEXY! They are in charge, educated, tough and fun to debate with.
Con: They are all old and married. Sad day. Can't there be some 25 year old somewhere with his PhD?!?
*Doctor
Age: 21 - present
Pro: First and foremost because I am a hypochondriac so instead of going on WebMD every five minutes I could just ask him. Second, he would be mature and educated and that's important to me. Third, well, doctors are just totally HOTT.
Con: The hours he would have to work :(
Sexy Voice: Hey babe! Wanna play doctor?
WINNER!
So I'm still in my doctor phase now. So if you know of any sexy doctors...send them my way! ;)
