Thursday, January 17, 2013

How To Get out of A Spanking

I just thought this would help you all out. You know, if you needed an emergency escape plan ;)

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Dishonesty is one of the 4 D's, right?

Remember how I said “I’m back to blogging! I promise!!” And then proceeded to not blog for an entire two months? Yeah, oops. 

I'm sorry I was dishonest!!! I miss you guys SO MUCH! I mean it, I really miss you when I am not here! So many things have happened in my life in the past few months and I couldn’t even begin to share it all with you. I am in kind of a bad place right now, feeling very down and out and just not wanting to be online much. 

Remember that mean ol’ professor that I blogged about previously? Yeah well…a lot has happened. He is a horrible person and I hate him. Yes, hate. Yes, I know you aren’t supposed to say that word. Yes, I know it’s bad. I know. But I mean it just the same.

I can't even begin to tell the story here because it's just too complicated but basically I got him in trouble and now he is mad at me and trying to make my life hell. And he can succeed in that pretty easily because I attend a very small university and he's one of two professors that teach all the classes in my major.

I might go in to it more later but basically I have been dreading school and dreading any interactions with him because they are all miserable. I love school so much and so not liking it has made me feel very depressed and I feel so angry with him because he took away something that used to be so wonderful for me. I still have an amazing group of friends and they all know the situation and are mad at him too but that doesn't really make anything better. Oh well. Only five months left and then I graduate college and I never have to see him again!!!!!

Anyways, enough vanilla. Now on to DD!

Sooo I have this best friend whom I love dearly. She didn’t want to read 50 shades of grey but she knew I had read it and she asked me about it since she had heard people talking about it. She read a few excerpts online and she wanted to get my take on it.

Also, you should know that ever since I started reading about all this DD stuff I’ve been pretty verbal about wanting a husband who is “in charge.” Of course I haven’t mentioned the DD part of it. I’ve just said that I want a man who is a manly man, who takes initiative and will be the leader of me and our home.

Well my best friend knows me pretty well and after reading parts of 50 shades she asked me...

“Is that the kind of man you want? When you want a husband who is in charge, do you mean like Christian Grey?”

“Not exactly. I think a lot of the things between Christian and Ana are really unhealthy. But...”

Shut up JJ. Shut up.

“But what?” She pressed.

"Well I like certain aspects of their relationship."


"Like what?"

Ug. So I spilled the beans and told her briefly what DD is. Do you know that is an oxy-moron? There is not such thing as "briefly explaining DD." Answering one question would lead to two more questions. I didn't mind but it was just odd trying to bring her into this world.

It was like when a nerdy person is completely obsessed with some TV series and they try to tell someone else about it. You cannot simply tell a person who has NEVER heard of that TV series all of the details. You cannot jump in their face and say "these are the characters and this guy is related to this guy and this girl is their enemy and this guy has a special power but you don't know that until Episode 17. Also this guy used to be married to her and this guy used to be bad but he turned good and..."

You can't do that. Because your friend will freak out and not be able to keep up. You have to start slow. You have to say one thing at a time and slowly bring them into this crazy world you live in.

That's how I feel about DD. I can't simply explain it all in one conversation! Well of course I, being the wonderfully bright person that I am, (ha!) mentioned blogging because that's where I get most of my information from and then she was begging me to read some blogs. I thought maybe that would be helpful, you know, maybe help answer some questions...well I was wrong!

I quickly found a blog post from Susie's blog and one from Tess's. I tried to skim them first but I didn't have a lot of time so I just handed my phone over and she began reading. Well, I love both of you and I love both of your blogs but those two wonderful posts that I chose introduced many, many more questions!!

“What is maintenance?”, "What is a reminder spanking?", "What is a warmup?", "Isn't that mean of her husband?"

Oh I would just so happen to pick the two juiciest posts that had so much information!! :D I tried to answer all of her questions as best as I could but it’s hard when I still don’t know many answers myself.

It’s hard to explain to someone “in the outside world” that these men aren’t just spank-happy dictators who wait for you to mess up and throw you over a knee. I can see how just by reading one or two posts a person could gather that but it’s so much more than that! I realized this really is a whole new world and it's hard to bring someone in when you know it so well. There is so much vocabulary that I didn't even realize I had become accustomed too, so many different aspects to try and explain!

Oh it was crazy but she is my best friend and in the end she just laughed and thought I was kinda silly. She didn't think it was any big deal and I really appreciated it. I told her she could ask me about it anytime and she has brought up a few questions here or there but I think it lost it's newness now so it's out of the limelight and we are back to discussing boys and complaining about homework.

I have so much more to say and discuss and I have a really crazy story to tell you all but I will save it for a little later this week!

I really am back for good! I’ll make it a goal to post weekly and keep up with you all!! I really do miss you guys and I miss the network! :(