I think I've done all of the above! Well when YOU GUYS tell me to take advantage of being single, I think you may mean something a little different. ;)
So I just wanted to let everyone know that I spent this wonderful summer day doing all of the following:
*Rolling my eyes. All the time. At everything everyone says.
*Yelling "WHATEVER!" loudly
*Spending hours and hours and HOURS online!
*Choosing my own bedtime and then changing it at the spur of the moment
*Not making dinner, cleaning the house, or doing any sort of chore
*Letting the laundry pile up
*Adopting every stray animal I see
*Sighing heavily, stomping and slamming doors
*Playing Words with Friends on my Ipad for hours upon hours
*Calling my dentist and telling him that I hate him and I am never EVER seeing him again so he can just cancel all my appointments for the rest of my life!!
*Turning my phone off and completely ignoring all my calls and texts
*Never ironing anything
*Being a backseat driver, arguing, and being sarcastic
And last but not least (have I made you all jealous yet?) I've spent my day being single waving around my No Spanking Hall Pass! Just because I am single and I can do that! Yes, I am a nerd, I know :)