No Spanking Coupon

Everyone has been talking to me lately about using where I'm at and being thankful for it. I do take it to heart and I appreciate all the advice I get! When most people tell me to take advantage of being single what they mean is: go traveling, go out to a bar, meet lots of people, learn a new hobby, etc.


I think I've done all of the above! Well when YOU GUYS tell me to take advantage of being single, I think you may mean something a little different. ;)


So I just wanted to let everyone know that I spent this wonderful summer day doing all of the following:








*Rolling my eyes. All the time. At everything everyone says.


*Yelling "WHATEVER!" loudly

*Spending hours and hours and HOURS online!


*Choosing my own bedtime and then changing it at the spur of the moment


*Not making dinner, cleaning the house, or doing any sort of chore


*Letting the laundry pile up

*Adopting every stray animal I see


*Sighing heavily, stomping and slamming doors


*Playing Words with Friends on my Ipad for hours upon hours


*Calling my dentist and telling him that I hate him and I am never EVER seeing him again so he can just cancel all my appointments for the rest of my life!!


*Turning my phone off and completely ignoring all my calls and texts


*Never ironing anything


*Being a backseat driver, arguing, and being sarcastic


And last but not least (have I made you all jealous yet?) I've spent my day being single waving around my No Spanking Hall Pass! Just because I am single and I can do that! Yes, I am a nerd, I know :)