Monday, May 14, 2012

No Spanking Coupon

Everyone has been talking to me lately about using where I'm at and being thankful for it. I do take it to heart and I appreciate all the advice I get! When most people tell me to take advantage of being single what they mean is: go traveling, go out to a bar, meet lots of people, learn a new hobby, etc.


I think I've done all of the above! Well when YOU GUYS tell me to take advantage of being single, I think you may mean something a little different. ;)


So I just wanted to let everyone know that I spent this wonderful summer day doing all of the following:








*Rolling my eyes. All the time. At everything everyone says.


*Yelling "WHATEVER!" loudly






*Spending hours and hours and HOURS online!


*Choosing my own bedtime and then changing it at the spur of the moment


*Not making dinner, cleaning the house, or doing any sort of chore


*Letting the laundry pile up






*Adopting every stray animal I see


*Sighing heavily, stomping and slamming doors


*Playing Words with Friends on my Ipad for hours upon hours


*Calling my dentist and telling him that I hate him and I am never EVER seeing him again so he can just cancel all my appointments for the rest of my life!!


*Turning my phone off and completely ignoring all my calls and texts


*Never ironing anything


*Being a backseat driver, arguing, and being sarcastic


And last but not least (have I made you all jealous yet?) I've spent my day being single waving around my No Spanking Hall Pass! Just because I am single and I can do that! Yes, I am a nerd, I know :)




15 comments:

  1. LOL This post cracked me up, so thanks JJ!

    Only problem with such behavior now is that you'll face having to break these bad habits one day. That said...ENJOY! ;)

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    1. hehe :) True - I hadn't thought of that! THANKS!

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  2. I want you to know, if my children wake up its your fault because I am laughing LOUDLY!! I think I might see some of my daydreams reflected here? Especially the dentist! (see how you taunt me? see how you are? LOL)

    Boy if I knew you in real life I'd march out myself and find you an hoh- just so I could see him tear up your coupon. :) Ha ha..

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    1. LOL I do what I can ;) Dentists aren't so bad!! haha yeah if you know of anyone please send them over here!! :p

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  3. Lol I hope you enjoy your time being single. I'm completely jealous about the no ironing.

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    1. Thanks! Yeah I'm not much for ironing! I actually don't mind doing laundry or cleaning the house though! :)

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  4. Well, seeing as how I never do any of these things, I certainly don't need one of those coupons.

    HA!

    This was hilarious JJ. I'm with Grace though. How are you going to go about breaking all these habits that we have put in your sweet, kind head? When you meet your HoH, you are going to be in for one serious spanking!

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    1. LOL I think part of me is taunting him from afar right now hoping if I do bad things he'll show up to stop me? ;) teehee!

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  5. I'm jealous! I've been trying for years to get Jim to let me have a Get Out of Spanking Coupon! The best I got was handing him one, having him mark it redeemed, and telling me it was for the spanking I would have gotten for trying to tell him when he can and cannot spank! LOL

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    1. hahaha I think I remember reading that awhile back! So funny! Those HOH's!! Can't let a girl even have one coupon?! :( hehe!

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  6. Loved this post! Very funny :)

    Dee x

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  7. You made me laugh so hard! Loved it! I needed this it couldn't have come at a better time for me.

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