Monday, October 8, 2012

I'M BACK!!!!!

[**Insert Chariots of Fire slow motion run towards you here**]



Did you miss me?! Because I sure missed you all an awful lot!!! I have so much to tell you! Probably way too much for one post but I will try to be concise! I think it was really good and healthy for me to take a break from blogging and I needed it but I am back for awhile now :)

First and most important: I got the lead role in the school play!!!! I am so excited about it! I wanted it SO BAD and I prayed really hard and practiced every day and I am so happy that I got it! It has made my senior year delightful so far!

Here's the kicker: My character is quite the feisty, loud, obnoxious, bouncy girl (type casting I know!) and in one scene...an older man says to my character...

"What you need young lady, is a good old fashioned spanking!"

Seriously he says that to me. Every night.

I have to pray my face doesn't turn red every night.

So. Awkward.

Life taunts me! :)


The second piece of news I have for you is this:

My mom signed me up for an online dating site. A few weeks ago I was crying about how much I wanted a husband and how I wasn't ready last year but I am ready this year...and all the boys at my college are immature and passive and the ones who are mature/aggressive are taken. So she signed me up. I told her I didn't want to because I thought it was stupid...but after awhile curiousity overtook me and I had to check it out.

Here is what I WANTED to find:





Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Occupation: Doctor
Profile: I am a strong man who loves God and life passionately. I love candle light dinners, wine, and long walks on the beach. I can't wait to be a father. I will buy you flowers just because it's Tuesday. I will be a strong Christian leader for you and our family.








Instead, here is what I have been finding:







Eyes: Weird
Hair: Eh
Occupation: i work at a gas station
Profile: Im jus a chill dude all laid back and stuff. Lemme kno if u wanna chat gurl! I dont really kno what I wanna due in life im jus hangin out so call me up and we can c where dis goes.






WHAT?! 

Call me shallow for clicking "not interested" when you can't be bothered to spell out a coherent sentence. If I need someone else to translate your profile then it ain't gonna happen buddy. Ridiculous. 

Seriously I don't think my expectations are that high.

All I want is a boy with brown hair and brown eyes who has a graduate degree or a PhD in anything, a natural born leader, who flosses daily and hates brussel sprouts.

And I'm flexible on the flossing thing...

17 comments:

  1. Congrats on winning the lead!! It's good to see you back and sounding so happy. Best wishes with the online thing...

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    1. Thank you!! I am happy - this year has been great! :) Thanks I NEED IT!

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  2. A boy with good looks, a PhD and a natural born leader?
    I hope you are good at pushing the other girls away!
    Congrats with the lead role.

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    1. Yep that's my checklist!! ;) PhD is not really required though!! And I am a professional pusher-awayer of other girls! Thanks! :)

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  3. I'm so glad you're back! I've missed you! So, who got the other lead? Any chance he really wants to spank you?

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    1. Thanks Pooky! Missed you too!! The other boy acting with me is cute but he's a little boy. He's a freshman and he is not interested in me. He's not very leader-ish and he has A LOT of maturing to do :)

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  4. Glad you are back, JJ! That is so great about the play! YAY for you. Don't give up. Your great guy is out there. I did not get married until age 32. Hugs.

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    1. Thanks SNP!! :D Thanks for the encouragement! I'm scared of getting married too old! Crazy I know! :-/ HUGS!!

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  5. Welcome back JJ! Congrats on the lead in the play - go you! I gotta say - can't blame you for clicking "not interested" - sounds more like a 14 year old boy. Keep the faith - your "Mr. Right for you" will show up when you least expect it.

    Blessings,
    Cat

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    1. Thanks Cat! I've missed your encouragement!! :) Haha thanks for not blaming me...there's a lot of people online that are just not right for me. I am a little picky but...really SPELLCHECK!! Ha!! :D And thanks I sure hope so!

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  6. Congratulations on the school play JJ! How fun is that? Sadly, I think the audience would enjoy your blushing nightly. Hopefully you will be able to shut your ears.

    Okay, the dating sites are scary. So many guys that you should stay away from but who knows, there might be that one special one to keep your eyes open for. Kinda cute that your mom signed you up. :)

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    1. Thanks!! It's really a lot of fun!!! Yeah...luckily none of my friends know or anything so I think I'm able to bluff a bit! :)

      Yes...they are scary. But don't worry I am being smart about it! Hopefully! :)

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  7. You were missed.. Welcome Back. I enjoyed your comparison...so funny. God Bless You, and your well-meaning mom, Belle L.

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    1. Thank you!! I missed you too and your lovely comments! ;)

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  8. JJ, how wonderful for you! I mean, about landing the lead in the play, not the online dating disappointments ;) I would be the same as you...blushing terribly at hearing that statement directed at me every night in front of an audience! I participated in plays during college too and I can honestly say those were the most fun days of my life. I really hope you enjoy the experience...I'm sure you will. I relate so much to you, JJ. Even though there is a big age difference between us (I'm 37) I, too, am searching for my HOH. Of course, I've already been married, to a non-HOH man, but since my marriage ended I've decided to pursue the kind of relationship I've always wanted. It's slim pickings out there as far as I can tell so in the interim I've found a mentor to hold me accountable with spankings, as this is a strong need of mine and gives me the feelings of safety and protection that I crave. I am NOT suggesting you do this...there are so many crazies out there who would seek to take advantage of a young girl like you. Might I suggest you join a Christian dating website? You might be more likely to find a man who already has an interest in leading, and then introducing DD to him might be more natural. In any case, I'm sure your HOH is out there. You are so young...don't give up hope yet! Lord knows, if I can still have hope, then you can too!

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  9. Hello JJ,

    I just realized you were back to blogging again - welcome back! I've always enjoyed your blog since it gives such a unique perspective on this lifestyle. I'm happy to hear you've started writing again. I'm looking forward to future posts. :)

    -- Clint

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    1. Thanks Clint!! I am back and I look forward to getting caught up on your blog as well! :D

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